friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here
shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.
those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive
Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3
excuse me
don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return
It’s called creating jobsactually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)
just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home
When you sleep but shawty touch ya meat
When she tell you to pull it out
When she tell you to nut on her face
Why are yall like this……..keep it up
When it’s time for round 2
When you start long stroking n hittin them guts
When she says cum inside me
When she spread her legs and it already wet af
When you been in the guts for 3 rounds straight and you gotta put her down with that last finishing stroke
when she try to make it to the bathroom on them jelly legs from gettin her back blown out
you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing
Double D can actually take your girl at will if he chose to